The birth of this band from the wee darkest depths of Glasgow happened purely by accident in around 1980. Scruffy school mates by the strangest names of Tich, Tinny, Johnny and Caesar were struggling to get away from the school dances and town halls, getting paid peanuts to sweaty, drunken crowds of kids whose ears were just about as in tune to the music as the band were.
It was only when the older brother of Johnny, by the name of Gerry decided that his girlfriend at the time’s little sister Clare, had a fairly pretty singing voice and that a girl fronting the band might give the guys a bit of a boost. It is these life changing moments that one only hears about in the music industry (like the timely meeting of Lennon and McCartney at a village fete) that bring fame and success all rolled into one. Fate, as we call it seems to strike at the strangest times. These split second occasions don’t happen anymore, or at least, the industry doesn’t allow for them to happen any more due to ‘bands’ and music being mass produced, like a conveyor belt. This is an album review on one of the last bands not to have been produced in this historical and fatalistic way. Some kids got together quite naturally and the rest was history…..
In the early eighties they only released three albums. 81′ Happy Birthday. 82′ Pinky Blue and 83′ Bite. In this time they only released eight singles. The highest position and perhaps their most famous single, ‘Happy Birthday.’ This one reached number 2 in September of 1981. (It was kept off the top slot would you believe by ‘Green Door’ by Shakin Stevens.)
These youngsters dedicated their lives to making music. With pop so soulless and cold today, it can make you one minute into an overnight sensation, then drop you like yesterdays fish in the morning. At least Altered Images lasted a smidge longer than that…